Anti Hypothetical Casting – Kristen Stewart as Esmeralda

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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a weird actress. Some people think she is ok and others say she is terrible. She confused Hollywood that she was bankable because for some reason that I will never understand Twilight was popular.

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Kristen Stewart as Snow White in Snow White and the Huntsman

I have seen most of the Twilight movies because I like to torment myself and Twilight is not a good measure for any actor’s ability. Sir Laurence Olivier could not save that movie franchise. I did try to watch Snow White and the Huntsman . I’m one those people who tries to finish movies even if they are awful. I made it as far as the Miyazaki deer before turing it off. But what I can say is this, Kristen Stewart should not be in period films.

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Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan Twilight

She would make a miserable Esmeralda. She is pretty enough but I can’t see her trying to be naive or sensual. I guess if someone was high enough to cast her she would be the justice type Esmeralda. But Kristen Stewart is better at that incredulous style of acting which would not work with Esmeralda at all.

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Kristen Stewart

I won’t say she doesn’t have the right look for Esmeralda. I mean she could pull of Esmeralda’s look more than Snow White since movies ignore Esmeralda’s description from the novel. Kristen Stewart would breath no life into the role, she would stand there with wide eyes and her mouth hang open. If she ever was considered for Esmeralda, I would worry about the sanity of the people in charge.

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5 Thoughts on “Anti Hypothetical Casting – Kristen Stewart as Esmeralda”

  1. Ashton Williams on 10/13/2014 at 1:56 pm said:

    Go Twilight!

  2. Ashton Williams on 10/13/2014 at 1:55 pm said:

    I love Twilight, so I think she’s a really good actor. And she’s really pretty.

  3. Ashton Williams on 10/13/2014 at 1:54 pm said:

    Wow. I totally do not agree with you. Yes, Kristen Stewart is pretty, but she is not a bad actor. In fact, I think she’s the best.

  4. naif on 09/24/2014 at 9:15 pm said:

    I Love

  5. Christina on 06/20/2014 at 1:38 am said:

    I personally think Kristen is a great actress (trust me, I know Twilight is not the best show casing of talent, but you should check out her other movies), and as much as I love her, I couldn’t imagine her being Esmeralda. In what way does she pull of the look more than Snow White? I suppose I am just stuck with thinking of Esmeralda being tanner, but I suppose if you were to think Esmeralda if she was not kidnapped and raised a Parisian woman, I could see it. I really enjoy these hypothetical castings, they are really good. Keep up the good work!

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