Here is my super off the cuff Tepid Reactions or Tepid Takes to the some new stuff from Disney
Disney’s newest Pinocchio…
Let’s start with the newest remake on the block, Pinocchio. Apparently there is also new Pinocchio this year including a Paul Shore movie, a dark looking video and the upcoming stop motion Del Toro version. I half-think Disney rushed this to get ahead of Del Toro’s
Now personally, I only ever saw the 1940 Pinocchio once in school. I never liked it. I like Figaro and Monstro end of list. So this was always going to be super pass for me. I’ve seen reviews on this and they do not recommend it. Skip it do anything else with your time, you can never get your time back. (The video is from a reviewer who saw the movie I just didn’t want to post the trailer or get picture)
Did Once upon a time do the live action thing better? Remember Pinocchio was a big part of the first season. In fact he is the reason why the story happens the way it does…..
Trailer for The Little Mermaid
The Little mermaid teaser trailer. The ONLY issue I have is the lighting. It’s dark. Why? Because it’s a teaser trailer and the effects are not done. It could why her tail is super day-glow but everything is not because Ariel tail color is like a point pride. I think I read that somewhere.
Ultimately I do not care who Disney casts, I really do not. No one cared with Once upon a Time when they did the same thing. The trouble is did Once do these live action remakes better??? I think they did……
I will save judgment for a full trailer.
Disenchanted
The Enchanted sequel trailer….. sort of liked it no lies. Probably will watch when it comes out. Do I think it will be the best movie of 2022? No probably not but I doubt it will be the worst and that is at least something.
I’m most liking missing stuff. I know there was Star wars news. I know there was a news piece that the Hunchback version is still in the works. Which good or terrible is fine for me. THOUGH it would be interesting how the studio could make it worse. Can one make the gargoyles worse? Yes. Or could they create something far worse than the gargoyles? Yes.
I do think that since Hunchback is a lesser movie in the studio’s option because of money that they will just leave the production to it own thing which could result in a better end production. OR the executives could meddle as means of over correcting giving us something very bad. We shall see when ever this movie comes out with some pictures or a rushed teaser trailer to show investors or the D23 crowd.
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I liked the Disenchanted trailer, it looks fun and I am a big Amy Adams fan. Pinocchio gave me the creeps when I was little, maybe because it was use to terrorize me about disobedience and that a kid could be taken away by strangers to never find their families again. It worked, I always walked on line ^_^
As for the Little Mermaid while Hallie wouldn’t be my first choice in the looks department (and this has not to do with her skin tone, I had been rooting for Zendaya before) I was blown away by her voice. Honestly, she sounds super pretty and she also have a kind of cute beauty that works for Ariel. However I expected more from the movie, the teaser looks kinda murky, which is a bummer since it’s on my top three favorite Disney movie. I hope they add more colors, also, I hope they do give her some beautiful outfits for her human form, I bet the girl will look gorgeous in pink.