I tend to go a bit mad when I decorate Christmas Cookies and here is my Cross-section of La Fidel from the stupid Hunchback Sequel to prove it.
It’s an almond cookie for anyone who is curious.
I tend to go a bit mad when I decorate Christmas Cookies and here is my Cross-section of La Fidel from the stupid Hunchback Sequel to prove it.
It’s an almond cookie for anyone who is curious.
Let us face facts, Disney is a super big company who likes making money and uses movies as commercial, and that is okay. What company isn’t out to make money? The real cash cow for Disney is the Princess Line. The Disney Princess line is really most known for dolls and dress up stuff. And while Disney Princess Baby Dolls are stupid, I do get where they logically come from as product. But what products outside the standard dolls and dress-up faire are the stupidest products that are available? (That rules out the blender.) This is a list of 8 products from the Disney Princess line that I think are the most dumb in no order.
Disney Princess Enchanted Cupcake Party Game
Disney Princess Enchanted Cupcake Party Game
Just say it the name of this out loud, Disney Princess Enchanted Cupcake Party Game. There is no hiding the dumbness here. It’s a cupcake game!
Disney Princess Royal Talking Camera
Disney Princess Royal Talking Camera
A talking camera? Does Cinderella comment on pictures of out of focus flowers or does she remind you to turn the flash on? Did mention that is pearl necklace strap and the flash is a heart ……. no saving this concept from the dumb.
Disney Princess Enchanting Sing-Along Boombox
Disney Princess Enchanting Sing-Along Boombox
Oh this one. Hahahahahhaaa. It’s Boombox in the shape of a carriage. Who was high when they thought of this little gem of plastic?
Disney Princesses Dog Collar
What? It’s bad enough they force this Princess crap on little girls now I have to force it on my dog. You’re Evil Disney, EVIL!
Disney Princess Garden Apron
You gotta love how tacked on the Disney Princess is on this apron.
Pink Disney Princess Waffle Maker
It doesn’t just make ordinary peasent waffles, no it makes enchanted Princess Waffles, which I’m sure taste batter. If you look at Cinderella they didn’t even fill in her skin. And why does the waffle look like a pancake?
Disney Princess Tiana Comfy Throw
Disney Princess Tiana Comfy Throw
It’s a Disney Princess Snuggie…….. wow, Genius Disney.
Disney Step Stool
It’s a Disney Princess Set Stool. A Step Stool! Who thinks of these things. Why does a step stool need to princess-ify? Though there must be some pleasure on stepping on the Princess.
Which of these do you think is the dumbest Disney Princess Product?
This is a painting by Francisco Goya. It’s called “Two Old Men Eating Soup.” It’s one of Goya’s “Black Paintings” which is a series of paintings Goya painted between 1819 and 1823 while he lived at Quinta del Sordo (The House of the Deaf Man). It was originally painted on an interior wall of the house.
It’s a very unsettling painting but doesn’t it kind of remind you of Frollo and Quasimodo. Like Frollo is teaching Quasimodo about soup. I doubt that this painting and novel have any connection to each other, it’s just that figure on the right looks like it could be a dead-ringer for Quasimodo and with a second old man that means Frollo.
It’s a creepy painting isn’t it?
Quasimodo’s Dream is a song from 1981 by The Reels who were a Australian New Wave band. This was cover by Gotye and Perfect Tripod (SLAM) in March 2013. The song have been cover a few times. It’s considered a classic in Australia.
This is old news but it’s new to me, Emerald Green is the color of 2013, Esmeralda would be so happy. It also a very in color for fall.
So how you add this color in to your wardrobe and maintain some of the essences of Esmeralda? An Emerald Esmeralda so to speak.
here are a few nice options,
Tolani Women’s Emerald Tunic Top I really love this tunic.
The pattern on this reminds me the Notre Dame de Paris Esmeralda costume.
Columbia Women’s Arcadia Rain Jacket
Mango Women’s Embossed Belt Dress
Bonus
Fall is the season for Renfaires
Clopin in the 1982 version is a lot more ruthless, cut-throat, and practical than he is other versions.
He has no sense of merriment to him. Instead he is all about getting money by stealing methods and using his authority as king. He uses Esmeralda as distraction to steal and for all intended purposes threatens her when she refuses to dance. He also doesn’t like being question at all by anyone.
He has a protective streak in a practical way in that he wants to secure the longevity of the people of the Court of Miracles. He doesn’t want to save Esmeralda from Notre Dame at first because Esmeralda is protected there and fed so he counts her lucky. He does want to save when she being threaten from the suspension of sanctuary.
He does all the usual Clopin tasks but he’s pragmatic and very joy-less in way he conduces himself.
Next 1982 article costumes
What Aspect of the Hunchback do you like?
At first for me it was Frollo and how he responded to Esmeralda. His internal conflict about purity versus his baser instinct I thought was interesting and her being to shallow to really care. But I also liked how Esmeralda impacts lots of different men and differently they react to her.
But what for you do you like from the story or do you find interesting about The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
A few weeks ago I had the displeasure of watching all nine episodes of Salad Fingers with a friend of mine. Salad Fingers is a post-apocalyptic psychological horror Flash cartoon series originally created by British cartoonist David Firth in July 2004. It gain rapid popularity in 2005. Watching all the episodes in a single sitting messes with your head so don’t watch if you haven’t already, don’t watch.
However, it is eerily addictive but what really struck me is that Salad Fingers seem to the sick amalgamation of Frollo and Quaismodo. Like he’s Frollo and Quasimodo’s love child. I mean he has hunchback, one eye that is larger than the other and a weird naivity but also there is sick, sick weird sexual aspect to him and he’s just bat-shit insane. All in all it’s a weird thing.
Did you know that Kenny Barker, who is best known for playing R2D2 in Star Wars was in the 1982 version Hunchback. He played a pick pocket.
On May 22th 1885, at the age of 83, Victor Hugo died of pneumonia. His death created an intense national mourning. He was revered not only as a literary figure but as a statesman who shaped the Third Republic and democracy in France.
More than 2 million followed his funeral procession in Paris from the Arc de Triomphe to the Panthéon, where he was buried. He shares a crypt with Alexandre Dumas and Émile Zola.
Film Fact – In the film Camille Claudel, the death of Hugo is addressed and you can see the national mourning it created. Also Camille Claudel is played by Isabelle Adjani who played Victor Hugo’s daughter, Adele in the film The Story of Adele H.
Does anyone else think Victor Hugo should get a bio-pic?