(based on the wonderful book)
- Stalk her
- Insult her in public
- Accuse her of a crime that you committed
- Condemn her to die
- When she is in jail, confess your feeling but remember don’t let her talk
- Proposition her for sex
- Try to force yourself on her
- Give her an ultimatum; The tomb of your Bed
- If all else fails, weep like a child
- But most importantly be Persistent
Follow these 10 easy steps and the women will be your’s or dead, but if you can’t have her no should.
(Behind the scene factoid – The chocolates that Frollo is “holding” are Ghirardelli Valentine’s Chocolate Squares, however I changed name of to “Gobbo” which is Italian for Hunchback)