Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says, “I’ll have a whisky please.”
The barman says, “Bells alright?”
Quasimodo replies, “Mind your own business.”
(Bells is a brand of Whisky)
Esmeralda as Succubus a.k.a Morrigan from Darkstalkers, which is a fighting video game.
Esmeralda as Morrigan
Tried of his ugly face Quasimodo decided to lose the entire face and become of a more dignified monster.
Quasimodo; The Headless Hunchback Guy
If you look really carefully you can see that Slenderman is really Frollo from the Disney movie. Hide your Kids!
SlenderMan is Frollo
Quasimodo doesn’t mind menial jobs so long as he’s “out there.”
Quasimodo as the School Janitor
Disney Esmerlada as the Sexy Librarian
Coach Phoebus de Chateaupers
Professor Frollo
Frollo teaches some teenagers the Alphabet using the proper words
A – Abomination.
B – Blasphemy
C – Contrition
D – Damnation
E – Eternal Damnation
He maybe ugly as sin but remember ladies, Quasimodo is a Frenchmen so looks don’t matter. Not when he’s armed with that Beret, that Mustache, those Baguettes and that Red Wine. No woman can resist the charms of a Frenchmen even the ugly ones.
Frenchmen Quasimodo